Blind Items Revealed #2

April 15, 2024

The celebrity CEO doesn't want to announce it, but his company is going to stop producing the much ballyhooed truck. No one is buying it.

Elon Musk/Cybertruck

Blind Item #2

The foreign born A- list actress who recently had her own blind item has people guessing the love of orgies goes to the celebrity CEO and the royal ped*phile.

Blind Item #8

The celebrity CEO doesn't want to announce it, but his company is going to stop producing the much ballyhooed truck. No one is buying it.

Blind Item #3

This South American country which was in this space this week for the exploitation of its recording artists by the one named singer is in the space again because the celebrity CEO says he will ignore all judicial orders from the country as they pertain to his social media company.

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 29, 2024

The celebrity CEO knows the first quarter is going to be a blood bath. So, he is trying to distract by offering for free the product he usually charges five figures. It still doesn't work though.

Elon Musk/FSD

Blind Item #6

The celebrity CEO getting drunk in front of his young child is pretty much on brand for the CEO. 

Blind Item #7

If there are many more days like today, the celebrity CEO is going to be forced to sell off his stock. He won't go bankrupt, but he will be reduced to single digit billions.

Blind Item #7

If the celebrity CEO gives information on how to access his semi-trucks remotely in exchange for access to markets in another, will the blood flow red on the highway?