Великобритания - тема 93 Есенно Хелуинска....

*fill a room/the car/shower cubicle with balloons
*paint daddy's toe nails
*sit on reindeer ornament having a "ride".
*fill a bowl with raisins with a sign saying "free reindeer poop"
*rip open qn advent calendar and eat the chocolate from it
*put chocolate drops in a glass or just out on a surface with the elf sat on the cup, smear chcolate on toilet paper so it looks like they're pooping in the glass.
*pour apple juice into a glass, have elf sat/stood over it so it looks like the did a wee
*shut the elf in a container/tuppaware with a sign that says "let me out I farted"
*pin a school uniform to the ceiling with elf inside with head coming out of the collar
* cut up school uniform and lay out the cut up pieces to spell out "ha ha ha"
*wrap the Christmas tree in toilet paper, put some black circles of paper on for eyes/moutch/coal buttons with a sign saying "do you wanna build a snowman"
*draw minion faces on the bananas
*stick a straw into an apple and have elf sat drinking it with a sign saying "apple juice"
*tie elf up with toy soldiers pointing guns at them
*tie a toy to a toy train track with train coming at it, with elf sat somewhere nearby
*change the kids bedding to Christmas bedding while they are asleep
*if you have a hulk toy, smash eggs up in the kitchen with hulk stood by them and a sign saying "hulk smash" (elf could be on hulks back like a piggyback)
*make elf snow angels out of flour
*fill the bath with hot chocolate and giant marshmallows
*shove elf head through a slice of toast  or put elf laid in between 2 slices of toast with  sign saying "it's cold outside but it's nice and toasty in here
*lay elf down and put bread on top as a blanket with sign saying "tucked up in bread"
*cut out lots of pictures of Mr bean and put them on a slice of toast wih a sign saying "beans on toast"
*put elf in a cup of water in the freezer til he is surrounded by a block of ice, have a toy else dol flailing her magic hand at him like she froze him
*stick funny face stickers over everyone's faces in photos around the house
*put eggs in a bowl, have a vial of glitter next to it. Leave a note telling kid to sprinkle the glitter on the eggs before bed. Replace the eggs with kinder eggs. Also works with 2p coins turning into chocolate coins, tic tacs turning into candy canes etx
*draw santa on a plate using ketchup and mayonnaise (raisins as eyes)
*get two large pieces of card, cut out a face sized hole in each and draw an elf hat/shirt around it, with a sign saying "elf yourself" for the kids to take pics of themselves with their face in it
*put pees on the floor (bathroom floor works well) with a sign saying "I peed"
*Have elf hanging from somewhere high with a sign saying "the floor is lava"
* put elf inside a big balloon and blow it up and tie it, write "help me" or "i'm stuck" or something backwards on it so looks like elf wrote from the inside
*put skittles in a circle around the edge of a place with a sign telling them to add some hot water (makes a lovely rainbow patters on the plate)
*Put cereal and a spoon in a shoe with elf eating breakfast from it
*shrink your car (drive your car somewhere to park overnight out of view of the house and put a toy car on your driveway the same colour as yours)
*wrap sofa in in foil with a sign saying "mum said she wanted a sofa with more 'space'"
*buy snowman/santa shaped butter (some supermarkets sell this at christmas) and put it in the butter tub with elf next to it with a knife like they carved it
*put undies on the tree
*write toilet themed renditions of Christmas songs on toilet roll (last Christmas I gave you my fart, rocking around he christmas pee, all I want for Christmas is poo etc)
*cut face out of the character on a cereal box/pringles box and have elf poking head through
*remove sticker label from a bottle of squash, cut it neatly open in the middle, put elf inside, put the sticker back around so can't see incision line
*have elf eating dog bumiscuots with a sign saying "your new biscuits are horrible "
*have elf frying Harribo eggs in a frying pan
*put something like chocolate mousse on toothbrush by elfs bum like he pooed on it
*put "broken screen" on YouTube so it looks like the elf broke the tv
*have elf rolling downstairs in a toilet roll
* line shoes up all around the house in a conga line with sign saying " all aboard the shoe train"
*pour some milk/cream onto the worktop with raisins, a small chunk of carrot and some twigs places I and around the puddle like a melted snowman and have elf holding a hairdryer pointed at it like he melted a snowman
*blindfold elf, draw a snowman and have elf hold a small orange triangle piece of paper ( superglue it to his hand) with a sign saying "pin the nose on the snowman"
*have elf hold cocktail stick with mini marshmallow on over a candle
*draw on kids faces in sleep
*wrap elf in tin foil and put on top of tree as a star
*put some toys in washing machine looking like they're banging on door to get out, have elf posed like he is turning machine on
*cut holes in kids pjs they are wearing while they sleep
*cut Christmas tree shapes into loo roll
*elf ride down banister in a slipper
*3 pieces of brad shaped into a house shape (2 sides and a top). Put a container of ginger inside with a sign saying "ginger bread house"
*have elf reading a story to toys/teddies
*have elf shave himself (shaving foam on face, holding a razor)
*make chcoolate jenga out of kitkats
*5/6 apples in a curvy like with cocktail stick as antennae and googly eyes (applepillar)
*elf and other toys having a snowball fight using cotton balls
*have elf eating chewing gum and a blown up balloon coming out of his bum